有哪些令人感到出乎意料的用戶調查？

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BW: Well, the party have had an opinion poll done and it seems all the voters are in favour of bringing back National Service.

HA:
Well have another opinion poll done showing that they』re against bringing back National Service.

BW: They cant be for AND against it.

HA: Oh, of course they can, Bernard! Have you ever been surveyed?

BW: Yes. Well, not me actually, in my house. Oh, I see what you mean.

HA: Well, Bernard do you know what will happen when a nice young lady comes up to you. Obviously, You want to create a good impression, you dont want to look a fool, do you?

BW: No.

[Survey one]

HA: So she starts asking you some questions. Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the number of young people without jobs?

BW: Yes.

HA: Are you worried about the rise in crime among teenagers?

BW: Yes.

HA: Do you think there is a lack of discipline in our Comprehensive Schools?

BW: Yes.

HA: Do you think young people welcome some authority and leadership in their lives?

BW: Yes.

HA: Do they respond to a challenge?

BW: Yes.

HA: Would you be in favour of reintroducing National Service?

BW: Er. Well, I suppose I might be.

HA: Yes or no?

BW: Yes.

HA: Of course you would, Bernard. After all you told you cant say no to that.

HA: So they dont mention the first five questions and publish the last one.

BW: Is that really what they do?

HA: Well, not the reputable ones no, but there arent many of those.So alternatively the young lady can get the opposite result.

[Survey two]

HA: Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the danger of war?

BW: Yes.

HA: Are you worried about the growth of armaments?

BW: Yes.

HA: Do you think theres a danger in giving young people guns and teaching them how to kill?

BW: Yes.

HA: Do you think its wrong to force people to take arms against their will?

BW: Yes.

HA: Would you oppose the reintroduction of National Service?

BW: Yes.

HA: There you are, Bernard. The perfectly balanced sample.

HA: So we just commission our own survey for the Ministry of Defence. See to it, Bernard.