美帝人民居然沒有固定的勞動節？這不科學

美國人民居然不過「五一國際勞動節」？這不科學啊，你敢相信？

原來，五一國際勞動節（International Workers Day或者May Day）是1886年5月1日芝加哥工人大罷工鬧出來的，後來「5月1日」被國際上（特別是與美國鬧彆扭的國家，尤其是反美國家和後來的社會主義國家）公認為「國際勞動節」。

但當權的美國佬自己感到彆扭，於是由俄勒岡州首先通過立法定9月1日為勞動節，接著北卡、紐約等州也相繼通過同樣的法律，將9月的第一個星期一定為勞動節，1894年美國國會幹脆正式宣布9月的第一個星期一為美國的法定勞動節（ Labor Day），這樣就捍衛了美帝的面子。

所以，昨天特沒譜發了4條關於勞動節的推特。

No.1

4:28 am - 3 Sep 2018

Happy Labor Day! Our country is doing better than ever before with unemployment setting record lows. The U.S. has tremendous upside potential as we go about fixing some of the worst Trade Deals ever made by any country in the world. Big progress being made!

勞動節快樂!在失業率創下歷史新低的情況下，我們的國家比以往任何時候都要好。在我們著手修復世界上任何一個國家所做的最糟糕的貿易協定時，美國有著巨大的上升潛力。正在取得大進步!

No.2

5:23 am - 3 Sep 2018

The Worker in America is doing better than ever before. Celebrate Labor Day!

美國的工人比以往任何時候都做得好。慶祝勞動節!

No.3

8:28 am - 3 Sep 2018

Richard Trumka, the head of the AFL-CIO, represented his union poorly on television this weekend. Some of the things he said were so against the working men and women of our country, and the success of the U.S. itself, that it is easy to see why unions are doing so poorly. A Dem!

美國勞工聯合會-產業工會聯合會(AFL-CIO)主席理查德?特拉姆卡(Richard Trumka)本周末在電視上代表工會的發言很糟糕。他說的一些話對我們國家的工人和婦女以及美國自身的成功都是非常不利的，很容易看出工會為什麼做得這麼糟糕。一個民主黨（人）!

No.4

10:50 am - 3 Sep 2018

The U.S. is respected again!

美國再次受到尊敬!

No.5

10:05 am - 3 Sep 2018

In July, President Trump announced the Pledge to Americas Workers. In little more than a month since, MILLIONS of new opportunities have been created for our workforce.http://45.wh.gov/vCovhu

今年7月，特朗普總統向美國工人宣布了這一承諾。在一個多月的時間裡，為我們的員工創造了數以百萬計的新機會。

No.6

10:50 am - 3 Sep 2018

Today, on#LaborDay, let』s also recognize the amazing stay-at-home parents across America, who seldom receive the credit they deserve for the invaluable work that they do, as they nurture and raise the next generation of American workers! Thank you!#HappyLaborDay

今天，在#勞動節，我們也要感謝全美各地那些令人驚嘆的全職父母，他們在養育和培養下一代美國工人的同時，卻很少因為他們所做的無價工作而獲得應有的榮譽。謝謝! # 勞動節快樂！

No.7

11:25 am - 3 Sep 2018

Two long running, Obama era, investigations of two very popular Republican Congressmen were brought to a well publicized charge, just ahead of the Mid-Terms, by the Jeff Sessions Justice Department. Two easy wins now in doubt because there is not enough time. Good job Jeff......

在奧巴馬時期，就長期進行的對兩位非常受歡迎的共和黨國會議員的調查，在中期選舉前被傑夫·塞申斯（Jeff Sessions）的司法部公開指控。因為時間不夠了，兩場原本容易的勝利被你搞的不確定了。你乾的好事，傑夫。

No.8

11:39 am - 3 Sep 2018

....The Democrats, none of whom voted for Jeff Sessions, must love him now. Same thing with Lyin』 James Comey. The Dems all hated him, wanted him out, thought he was disgusting - UNTIL I FIRED HIM! Immediately he became a wonderful man, a saint like figure in fact. Really sick!

....沒有一個民主黨人投票給傑夫·塞申斯(Jeff Sessions)，他們現在一定很喜歡他。萊因·詹姆斯·科米也是這樣。民主黨人都恨他，想把他趕出去，認為他很討厭——直到我解僱了他!他立刻變成了一個了不起的人，一個聖人般的人物。真的很噁心!

No.9

11:55 am - 3 Sep 2018

I see that John Kerry, the father of the now terminated Iran deal, is thinking of running for President. I should only be so lucky - although the field that is currently assembling looks really good - FOR ME!

我看到現在被終止的伊朗協議之父——約翰克里正在考慮競選總統。 我應該這麼幸運 - 雖然目前正在組裝的領域看起來非常好 - 對我而言！

No.10

12:21 pm - 3 Sep 2018

According to the Failing New York Times, the FBI started a major effort to flip Putin loyalists in 2014-2016. 「It wasn』t about Trump, he wasn』t even close to a candidate yet.」 Rigged Witch Hunt!

據失敗的《紐約時報》(New York Times)報道，2014年至2016年，美國聯邦調查局(FBI)啟動了一項重大行動，讓普京的失去支持者。「這與特朗普無關，他甚至還沒有接近一個候選人。「操縱政治迫害!

No.11

3:20 pm - 3 Sep 2018

President Bashar al-Assad of Syria must not recklessly attack Idlib Province. The Russians and Iranians would be making a grave humanitarian mistake to take part in this potential human tragedy. Hundreds of thousands of people could be killed. Don』t let that happen!

敘利亞總統巴沙爾·阿薩德(Bashar al-Assad)不能魯莽地襲擊伊德利卜省。俄羅斯和伊朗如果參與這場潛在的人類悲劇，將會犯下嚴重的人道主義錯誤。成千上萬的人可能被殺害。不要讓這種事情發生!

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