如何寫一段語法清晰表意簡單但讓人讀好幾遍都讀不懂意思的句子？

什麼

James, where John had had had, had had had had; had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

詹姆斯在約翰用一般過去時的「有」地方用了過去完成時的「有」，老師更喜歡過去完成時的「有」。

還有前面提到的Chomsky的

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

無色的綠色的主意狂怒地睡覺。（當然也可以按趙元任先生理解的，無味的新想法在夢裡很不安穩；我有一個同學當時聯賽模擬的時候喜歡睡覺，結果每次考得都還挺高，我覺得他就是這狀態，讓無聊的問題的思路在睡夢中吵一吵誰更好）

以及類似的

Hold the news reader』s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

扶正了讀報人的鼻子，服務員，不然友善的牛奶就會撤銷我的褲子。

還有什麼

Wouldnt the sentence I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?

「我想在我的『炸魚和薯條』的標誌里在炸魚和和和和和薯條之間加上連字元」這句話如果在魚之前，和炸魚和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和和薯條之間，還有薯片之後加上引號不會更清晰嗎？

當然還有英語句子介詞結尾梗的

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.

A father of a little boy goes upstairs after supper to read to his son, but he brings the wrong book. The boy says, What did you bring that book that I dont want to be read to out of up for?

還有你讀著以為不對但其實沒錯的garden-path sentence

The horse raced past the barn fell.

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families.

還有什麼你們要禁止禁止禁止的

The rat the cat the dog bit chased escaped.

The editor authors the newspaper hired liked laughed.

被被狗咬了的貓追的老鼠跑了。（這隻貓好慘）

報社雇的作者喜歡有編輯笑了。

當然，如果你真的想讀一讀語法正確但讀了好幾遍就是讀不懂的句子，去找點十四行詩就好了。（建議從Shakespeare的Sonnet 135 136 143開始）

可以看看數學書里的定義

看幾遍我不知道他說的是啥

It, for a while, the ruse of a desire is calculable for the uses of discipline, soon the repetition of guilt, justification, pseudo-scientific theories, superstition authorities and classification can be seen as the desperate effort to normalise normally disturbance of discourage of splitting that violates the rational enlightened claims of its enunciatory modality.

Homi Bhabha, the local of culture(1994)